Jesus Life

Genealogy Joke

CHRISTIANS BELIEVE THAT GOD CAN’T KEEP HIS GENEALOGIES STRAIGHT —

SINCE CHRISTIANS…

Jesus Elected God

Vote Count 218 to 2

In 325 C.E. in a vote 218 to 2, Jesus was elected God…

Jesus Messiah

Jesus MESSIAH REQUIREMENTS???

NOT.  The Christians constantly proclaim…

Trinity

Three Gods in One God

Double speak???

Holy Ghost

Holy Ghost’s Many Varied Characteristics

The Holy Ghost,  the third member of the tri-union…

Annunciation

Mary was going to have "God's" Child

God an Adulterer???

The Birth Spot of Jesus

The writer of that portion of the Gospel according to Matthew which treats of the place in which…

Virgin Births

“What??? You say there were other Gods that were also born of a virgin???”

There are many…

Jesus' Birth

Uncertainty

1  THE “WORD OF GOD” IS UNCERTAIN AS TO WHAT YEAR JESUS WAS BORN.

Christmas stockings

Christmas—December the 25th—

Infanticide

12 And being warned of God in a dream that they should not…

Presents for Baby Jesus

At the birth of Christ Jesus, is the recognition of the divine child, and the presentation of gifts…

Baptism of Jesus

Did John the Baptist recognize Jesus as the Son of God?


Yes and No ...

Temptation and 40 Day Fast

Jesus fasted then was tempted in the desert

4 Then Jesus was led by the Spirit…

Jesus Violence

Give Him a Sword

Take my enemies, who would not have…

Passover

The Palm Sunday before Passover ---------------->

Donkey ride 

This is the…

Judas Story

The Betrayer

Judas “the betrayer” is mentioned over 30 times in the Christian New Testament…

Trial of Jesus

NOT Believable ...

JOHN SAYS NO TRIAL

According to John there was no trial of…

Cross NOT

JESUS ON HIS CROSS ….. NOT!!!!! ...

The Crucifixion

Cruci-Fiction

------> Crucifiction Timeline ----->

Pilate starts…

Ascension to Heaven

DID JESUS GO TO HEAVEN AFTER HE DIED BUT BEFORE HIS ASCENSION?

YES, JESUS WENT TO HEAVEN…

The Tomb and After

The “Word of God” is uncertain as to how many days Jesus was in his tomb.

Pentecost / Ascension

When was the Holy Ghost given?

After the Pentecost of Jesus

The Holy…
The Name Jesus

Constantine Created the Name "Jesus"

Hail Zeus.  Constantine created the “…